Marriage and Bungee Jumping

Before you even affix your signature on that contract, think again. Marriage vows are suicide notes. You say bye-bye to freedom, say bye-bye to wild night parties for you'll forever be doomed with one woman. She may be lovely, but give it some time, she'll all lose her lovely curves, her face will sag, and she'll turn into a monster the moment she steps in to your home and dominates your life. She'll never be the same girl you used to know. But why do we sign up to suicide anyways? Because it's better to be ruined with someone else than to die in a lonely grave. That's the comfort of marriage. It's hell but at least you get to share it with your wife.